Shock News!

Shock News from The Squeaky Toy Inn, where filming of this week's episode has been suspended due to the appearance of a strange looking object out of the blue.

The directors have decided to halt production until an explanation can be given by Canine Hills top scientists.

Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.....

Brave Zeea is the first to examine the strange blue box....
"You're not going to believe this, friends", she said, "but I can see a tiny little Dachshund inside!!! He can only be half an inch tall. Not only that, he's completely naked! I'm not joking, and I'm not drunk - I've only had a couple of drinks all evening" she insisted. "Ooooh and I can see a tiny Dalmation and a Staffy. They're both asleep, and they haven't got a stitch on either."

Then, to everyone's amazement, out of the little blue box stepped this miniature (and I mean miniature) dachshund!

"Get the Babel fish out", said Ozzy, "cos I bet this little chap won't understand a word we're saying".

"He doesn't seem to know what to do", said Barney.

"Either that or he just doesn't fancy the idea of putting a live fish in his ear", suggested Jenny.

No sooner has the wee dog gone back into his little blue box, than this strange object suddenly appears out of nowhere. ...

"Look at that", says Floss, "another small dog, looking just like our Landlady except that she's bald as a coot!"

And then, in a blink of an eye, they were gone.

"They're outside!", said Toney Dingle, "but this time they're normal size!".

And then, they were gone once more, but this time nowhere to be found.

"I bet the script writer uses this in one of his future episodes" suggested Jack Cropper.

"In fact, I wouldn't mind betting this was just a stunt to boost the ratings," added Bally. "You know they'll do anything to get ahead of Dognistry in the charts."

All the others nodded wisely in agreement.


  1. Good grief whatever has happened? could it be the time machine and has our intrepid traveller, been minimalised? Shock Horror...

  2. Could it be Dr Trevor and his assistants Henrietta and Billy B, how exciting.